Today 14 bloggers are inviting you to catch a glimpse of what you’d see if you were a fly on the wall in our homes. If the fly on the wall would buzz around my house, it would catch a glimpse of every cute, smart, naughty and funny things by two year old daughter does. We speak a different language here but she speaks English so what you are about to read are her exact words. So, come on in my house as a fly on the wall!
Buzz around, see what you think, then click on these links for a peek into some other homes:
Bella’s version of Hansel and Gretel.
Once upon a time, Hansel and Gretel went to the woods. They called the witch, (hands cuffed in mouth) “”Wiiiiiiitttttttcccchhhhhhh, whereeeee aaaarrrreee yyyooouuuuuuuuuu??”
The witch came. The witch came up. The witch came down. The witch came up. The witch came down. The witch came up. The witch came down. The witch is tired.
Bella’s better version of Hansel and Gretel.
Once upon a time, Hansel and Gretel went to the woods.
The witch came out and said, “Why are you eating my house?” (big harsh voice)
“We’re sorry! We’re very hungry!” (small childish voice)
“Okay. Come inside and I will give you more foodie.” (big harsh voice)
The witch said, ”Can you put fire in the oven?” (big harsh voice again)
Then, Hansel pushed the witch inside the oven. The witch was cooked.
The witch is a loser.
I’m impressed that she could do storytelling like this especially with the varying voices same way as I tell her stories.
Once upon a time, there was a mouse. The mouse came up the tree. There was a mommy mouse and a daddy mouse. The family is good.
The Tiger came. The Tiger is a baby. Uhhmmm. No, it is not a baby. It is a woman. A woman in highschool and she loves trees.
The mouse said, “Okay.” (small voice)
The Tiger said, “Okay.” (big harsh voice) “Thanks, my friend.”
She held her toy and started climbing the stairs and said, “Don’t worry. It’ll be okay. Trust me.”
Me: Next time.
Bella: No, I want to go there now.
Me: Next time Bella. Not now.
Bella: Okay. Uhmmm..how about now?
Bella: How about now?
Bella: How about now?
Bella: How about nowwww???
She repeated it like forever.
“184.108.40.206…(hitting the spoon on the fork) ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Boys and girls come sing with me. Now I know my ABC. ONE MORE TIME!”
And we bought her drums.
Me: Bella, go to bed. NOW.
Bella: Noooo…Idon’t want to sleep!
Me: You will sleep.
Bella was sobbing as she walked to the bed and said, “Yooouuu can’t do this! Yooouu can’t do this to me!”
Bella: Mommy, your mouth is ugly. There is a black part on it.
Me: That’s okay.
Bella: Mommmy! Your mouth is UGLY! Mommmy! Your mouth is UGLY! Mommmy! Your mouth is UGLY! Mommmy! Your mouth is UGLY! Mommmy! Your mouth is UGLY!
Okay Bella. I got that.
Me: Bella, if you are afraid of the monster, what will you do?
Bella: I don’t know Mom.
Me: You just pray and smile.
Bella: Ohhh realllyyy?? Does it work??
She placed her fingers on my nose and pretended to tweak it.
Bella: There. It is fixed. It’s nice now.
Brother: Let you go. Let you go. It’s no turning back anymore…
Bella: No! It’s not let you go! It’s Let It Go!
And she sang it.
“This is my family. I have a baby. But my baby is not a baby. It is a Mittens.”
Bella: Daddy, no. No bag. Don’t say goodbye.
Daddy: I will just buy ice cream and lots of Lalaloopsy.
Bella smiled and said: Okay. Goodbye!
Want to read more from Bella? Check out the first Fly On The Wall that I have participated.